jasencomstock: In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it. The FRC suggests the hashtag #IAmMaggie for tweets about how Christian women should behave. Have some fun with that! uhhh I’m gonna punch someone in the balls today.

jasencomstock:

In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it.

The FRC suggests the hashtag #IAmMaggie for tweets about how Christian women should behave. Have some fun with that!

uhhh

I’m gonna punch someone in the balls today.

(via ro-s-aspa-rks)

May. 15 2012
Via joemygod.blogspot.com
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  1. sunny1 reblogged this from ro-s-aspa-rks and added:
    HER FIRST DATE IS WITH HER FATHER
  2. littleorangetabby reblogged this from ro-s-aspa-rks and added:
    I’m gonna punch someone in the balls today.
  3. savagemike reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    lol no I mean Maggie sounds charming. I do not know this JoeMyGod character from Adam.
  4. jasencomstock reblogged this from savagemike and added:
    JoeMyGod can be a bit much, but yeah, she’s usually ok. I don’t know about this stunt.
  5. ro-s-aspa-rks reblogged this from jasencomstock
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